kim kardashian’s cellulite

Help! Going to water parks in Wisconsin. Afraid of being laughed at!?

I will break it down. I weigh 141, 5’6″, size 8, waist – 28 1/2, hips 38-39. But my legs and butt are cellulite city. I have a butt like Kim Kardashian’s only it is more jiggly. I have this horrible fear, younger people are going to laugh and point. Is this in my head? I like my size, but don’t want to be made fun of. Are people in Wisconsin really skinny?

You sound like you’re in good shape. Your proportions are great: 28 waist. You shouldn’t worry about what other people thinks. Especially younger people. Let’s be real, if some young guy laughs at you, he’s probably some skinny prick with toothpick arms and bench presses 35lbs and he’s mad because he can’t get someone like you. You’re fine. Don’t let anyone make you think otherwise.