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How to get rid of stretch marks/cellulite?

I have, for some reason, stretch marks all around my boobs, my butt, and the back of my legs. I have no idea how the hell to get rid of them except for laser surgery at the dermatologists. I was wondering, especially from those who have been pregnant — how do you get rid of them effectively? Is it like getting rid of a scar (which means it’ll never really go away)? What products or what kind of methods should I use? Experience only please.

a tanner that goes with your skin will desguise them if u wanna get out in shorts or a swimsuit or something, they will eventually fade however, during the summer i had strecth marks on the back of my legs to and it was kinda odd bc they were really white and my skin was really tann =P but yea, a self tanner or even some kind of lotion could help